So, hardly a household porn name, right? Rex Valentino is (or was) a fisting porn top when he was pretty hot. Later he became an over-the-hill, out-of-shape bottom taking raw cock from even more over-the-hill, out-of-shape bear/daddy types. If that’s what gets you hot, you’ll love him. It does NOT get me off.

When I met Rex Valentino, he was hot and in shape and very happy to show it all off. Ultimately, the visual aspect of Rex was more satisfying than the physical.

I fucked him in New Orleans, where he used to live, and in Ft. Lauderdale, where he moved. The first encounter, I picked him up at his apartment; I think he was cheating on his boyfriend—or maybe it was an open situation. He came out of his apartment dressed like a total slut, very hot, totally shaved, tiny shorts and tank top.

The fuck was perfectly satisfactory if somewhat uninspired. After I came in his shaved ass, I dropped him off where he worked, one of the sleazier gay bars in New Orleans, with an infamous upstairs, and regular suck-and-fuck action. He said his boss, the owner, would sometimes shut the doors when there was a crowd and Rex would take cock on the bar. Sadly, I missed this experience.

I did, however, fuck him at a CumUnion party in Ft. Lauderdale, and share him with a few other tops at the baths there.

Although he is a very nice guy and was at the time quite a package, the sex was ultimately dull. He only really seems to get off on one position, which is not my favorite—on his back, legs spread. And he insists on having the top hold his thighs. If I took my hands off to do anything else with them, he would grab them and place them back on his thighs. Personally, if that’s the position you want to be fucked in, come up with a way to hold those legs apart without expecting the top to restrict his hands to pushing them open.

The one really memorable scene with him was in his room at the baths, door open, fucking him with a small audience of horny guys stroking their cocks. One of the hottest wanted a ride in that ass, but he would only fuck Rex with a condom—probably smart, but disappointing for Rex. When he pulled out I slid my rod back in Rex’s opened cunt and fucked him bare. The other top was about to blow and when he came I pulled my cock out almost all the way, and he unloaded on my shaft. I fucked that stud’s load into Rex’s hole, which got him very hot.

Also fucked him in a sling in Tampa at another CumUnion party. This encounter was uninspired, as was the CumUnion party in Ft. Lauderdale. No matter the location, the position was always the same. My suggestion to Rex would be to develop a wider repertoire of fuck positions.