Sleek in his videos, grungy in person, and disappointing sexually, Grant Larson succeeded as a concept but not as a reality.

In his Falcon videos, Grant Larson was a sleek, well-groomed twink type with a shaved body and a hungry ass. So when he was at the Show Palace I went, thinking he would be at least a visual treat.

Not so much. Without the Falcon glamour machine, he as a scruffy type with a bandana around his shaggy hair. Still, when he invited himself over I took it as a chance to add to my collection of porn sluts I’ve fucked.

Unfortunately, all he wanted to do was jack off then talk about nothing interesting.

One of the most boring encounters I have had with a porn star. Or anyone else.