D-List porn star Tommy DeLuca has a body is as slight as his fame, a homely face, and an ego as oversized as his cock appears onscreen-- something of an illusion given that he's so short.

A slutty friend of mine who loves bareback sex told me he had taken Tommy DiLuca’s sizable rod in his hole. I didn’t know who Tommy DiLuca was, so my friend sent me a link to his website, which featured excerpts from a few videos, including a bareback scene.

I used the link and emailed a few pics and asked if he wanted to get fucked (since some of his videos featured him as a bottom). He replied in the affirmative, and was conveniently located a few blocks from me.

When I went over, he was waiting with his body shaved and clipped and wearing only tighty whities, with a respectable bulge.

However, what you must understand about Mr. DiLuca is that he is VERY petite, maybe 5’5”. Which means a cock that is certainly not inadequate but is ultimately far from monstrous, looks, in videos, like it is massive. Call it Jeff Stryker syndrome. Years ago, judging some nightlife event with Mr. Stryker, designer Bob Mackie was heard to say, “He’s so small. I guess that’s why he looks so… large.”

Tommy’s face can also best be described as scary—this is definitely NOT a pretty boy. I suppose his porn career is attributable solely to the illusion of having a huge cock. Certainly his ultra-petite body and homely face disqualify him from being an A-List porn star, but enough viewers will go for cock alone that he gets cast at a certain level.

So Tommy Boy whipped out a dong that is maybe 7 good inches long, and never gets really hard. Which was okay, because I was there to fuck his raw cunt. He’s a decent fuck but certainly not in the major leagues. He primarily stayed on his back with his legs in the air, moaning and begging for cock in his hole.

After he shot his load with my bare dick in his ass, he then announced that I owed him $300.

What?!?!

I wanted to say, if I am paying someone for sex, they better be hotter than I am. And it doesn’t take a really spectacular guy to be way hotter than Tommy DiLuca.

I wanted to say, if you plan to get paid, you should really not only make that clear up front, but wisely ask for the money in advance.

I wanted to say, I have never paid for sex and if I am going to start, while I have no ideological objection to the convenience of hiring some hole, I would start with perhaps a better-quality piece of merchandise.

I wanted to say, for $300 I could get a REAL porn star with a REAL porn star cock and a REAL porn star body, rather than a sort of wormy-looking runt with a rubbery schlong.

I really wanted to say, if you are working as a hooker, your JOB is to get the client off, not to get fucked until you shoot your own load then call it quits; there is a professional responsibility to provide actual satisfaction in exchange for financial compensation.

All I did say was, you are not getting a penny from me.

I figured, unless this runt has a gun, he poses no actual threat. His whole body is about the size of one of my thighs.

If you want a comparison between Tommy DiLuca and a REAL porn star, watch the fairly bizarre pairing of DiLuca and Roman Heart in a Falcon video, shot when Roman was in his prime. It is off-putting to see big, strapping, gorgeous Roman Heart required to ride Tommy DiLuca’s cock—which is not appreciably larger than Roman’s thick member—dwarfing the putative top as he straddles DiLuca’s scrawny thighs. And the yen and yang of Roman Heart’s beautiful face with Tommy DiLuca’s stray dog visage is telling.

I don’t regret banging DiLuca’s bare sluthole, as he was an addition to my collection of Porn Sluts I Have Fucked, but he suffers greatly in comparison to almost any of the other—and bigger (in so many ways) stars who have made their hungry mouths and asses mine to penetrate, and at the same time have routinely been fairly nice guys, and in it for fun.

Tommy DiLuca… deceptive and delusional.