Completely smooth, incredibly muscular and a natural blond, German Hans Hintern made only a few video appearances, but in A-list productions for Kristen Bjorn and with Rafael Alençar, the massively hung Brazilian stud who seems to have been his boyfriend.

I “met” Hans online in a sex hookup chat room. When he sent his picture, I recognized him from a Kristen Bjorn video. So of course I invited him over. I fucked his muscleass a few times, and each time I found him to be a perfectly pleasant person-- extremely nice in fact-- but the sex was detached, efficient, mechanical, one might say cold. Did I mention that he’s German? Not to make sweeping ethnic statements, but it seems like, as far as sex goes, Germans are either wildly abandoned pigs or robotic fuck machines.

The package is certainly prime. Beautiful shaved, muscular body, attractively Aryan face, a natural blond. Kind of like fucking a Hitler Youth.

He wanted my raw cock in his hole after some efficient cocksucking, and his hole was equally efficient. We repeated the encounter on a couple more occasions, with the same result—lovely to look at, perfunctory, a way to get off that I guess could compare with fucking a sex doll.

I saw him once on the street with notorious Brazilian porn god Rafael Alençar, and found out that, at the time at least, they were boyfriends. Next time I fucked him it was more arousing to think my cock was where Rafael’s massive dong had no doubt unloaded on numerous occasions or to think of sharing that Aryan mancunt with him. Better yet, plowing into Rafael’s unnaturally huge ass while he was thrusting into his boyfriend’s blond cumhole.

Alas, that was nothing but fantasy…